Listen Up!! (Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace)

Immediately go and buy it, borrow it, download it, or steal it. They somehow get better with every album. Enough said.

Budget Deficit / Surplus by President

I've Noticed That...

I've noticed that when I watch Survivor, I'm always partial to the woman with the nicest tits.

Why The Hell??

Why the hell don't they sell spaghetti noodles that are half the size? Have you ever in your life cooked spaghetti and not broken the noodles in half?

A Product I'm Glad They Never Made

K-Y Peanut Butter

Watch This! (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia returns for its 3rd season tonight. If you've not been watching this show over the last two years, its time to get on board. This edgy comedy tackles several social issues that most television shows steer clear of. Not to mention its just downright hilarious. Catch the season premiere tonight on FX at 10pm EST/9pm CST

I don't know why I believe, the reason in your rhyme,
Because you turn around and fuck me, almost every time.

Someday you'll wake up and see,
This isn't where you want to be.

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